Chico loves his birdie kebabs as long as they have different ingredients each day. Today he had strawberry (he has never tried a strawberry in his food bowl but he’s eating it on his kebab), folded cabbage leaf around some celery, slice of beetroot, slice of corn on the cob. […]
Monthly Archives: May 2022
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A relentless pursuit of unguarded breakfasts… No breakfast bowl is safe… No toast left unturned… Even a glass of wheat grass and vegan protein drink can’t escape prying beaks. JoeJoe: “You know what they say… what’s yours is mine, and what’s mine is mine. This drink is now officially mine.” […]
The Deck Monster Saga, plus exclusive interviews… It’s been cold. It’s been raining. It has even been hailing. But these two intrepid explorers are determined to uncloak the mystery that is the Deck Monster. In the words of the Beatles, “They seek him here…” “They seek him there…” Nobody knows […]
It was a beautiful day, so we decided to sit outside on the lawn. Kobe refused to join us, so it was just the three Amazons. Chico: “Apparently we’re not meant to eat the daisies.” Bobbie: “Why not?” Chico: “I don’t know – I think it’s because fairies use them […]
“Smells good!” “Tastes good, too!” “Better keep an eye out for you know who!” “Just sampling these up here…” “Love the taste of apple blossom in the morning!” Chomp, chomp, chomp… “What? I didn’t make that mess – it was a big seagull who flew past and everything suddenly fell […]
Ollie checks out the weighing scales… “How much does my eye weigh?” “How much does my beak weigh?” “How much does my head weigh?” “And all of me?”
JoeJoe had to be told… the awful tale of the deck monster… JoeJoe: “No!………” JoeJoe: “I don’t believe you – there’s no such thing….” Bobbie: “Believe me!!!” JoeJoe: “What, in here?” Bobbie: “No, under the………. decking….” JoeJoe: “Where?” JoeJoe: “I can’t see anything……. wait……” JoeJoe: “WAIT……………………………….” JoeJoe: “OMG!!!!!!!!! I think […]