The Silence of the Deck Monster
Bobbie: “We haven’t seen the Deck Monster in a long time.”
Joe Joe: “You’re right! Let’s split up and search for him.”
Bobbie: “Any luck, Joe Joe?”
Joe Joe: “Nothing.”
Bobbie: “Nothing here either…”
Joe Joe: “Keep searching, Bobbie!”
Bobbie (whispers): “I will!”
Bobbie: “BOO!”
Joe Joe: “Aaargh!”
Joe Joe: “STOP IT, Bobbie! You’re not taking this seriously.”
Bobbie: “I’m taking it very seriously.”
Joe Joe: “I’ve got an idea!”
Joe Joe: “Let’s lure him out with dandelions!”
Bobbie: “Deck Monsters don’t eat dandelions!”
Joe Joe: “Yes, they do! Everyone likes dandelions.”
Joe Joe: “O Deck Monster, here’s a fragrant dandelion for you!”
DRAMATIC PAUSE…
Bobbie: “Well, that didn’t do much.”
Joe Joe: “Perhaps he’s over here.”
Joe Joe: “Wait……….”
Bobbie: “What?”
Joe Joe: “I see something… something YELLOW!”
Bobbie: “It’s the dandelions you pushed down there.”
Joe Joe: “NO! It’s………..”
Joe Joe: “DECK MONSTER TEETH!”
Joe Joe: “RUN, Bobbie, RUNNNNNNNN!”
Deck Monster: “I don’t eat dandelions, but I am partial to parrot with some fava beans and a nice ginger beer! He He He”
Disclaimer: The Deck Monster is actually vegetarian – he’s never eaten parrot, but likes to make jokes.
